DOCUMENT: Roundups, Crime

Man Busted, Despite Top-Shelf Protectors

Jesus, pit bull fail to stave off perp's arrest

Mug Shot Roundup

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Mug Shots: 7/11/14

JULY 13--The 57-year-old Arizona man who leads off this week’s mug shot roundup was apparently not pleased to land behind bars for failing to pay fines. As for his fellow arrestees, some notes:

1) The topless Oregonian, 26, on page #3 was busted Sunday for interference with a police officer; 2) The 20-year-old Floridian on page #4 was collared Wednesday for failing to appear in court to answer a prior theft charge. As seen in the photos we have combined, the bust allowed her to show off those distinctive thigh tattoos; 3) As for the photo on page #7, it was probably not the kind of “Kodak Moment” anticipated by the Alabama man pictured (he was nabbed Monday for burglary); 4) Is there a better way to celebrate America than with an Independence Day weekend bust for drunk driving? That’s what happened to the 22-year-old Oklahoman on page #8; 5) The Floridian, 34, on page #11 was jailed for drug possession, despite the fact that both Jesus and Rocko had his back; 6) The 83-year-old gent on page #13 was busted by Oklahoma cops for domestic violence; 7) Despite the resemblance, the Louisiana woman, 44, on page #14 did not model her hairdo on that popular poop emoji. She was arrested Wednesday for fraudulently obtaining public assistance; and 8) The Oregon man, 47, on page #15 is either wearing a garish Hawaiian shirt or a very fashionable Diane von Furstenberg wrap dress. He was nabbed for violating probation. (15 pages)