DOCUMENT: Roundups, Crime

Yes, Getting Busted Sucks Really Hard

Teen collared twice leads off mug shot roundup

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Yes, Getting Busted Sucks Hard

NOTE: This week’s booking photo roundup can be viewed two ways:

I) Click here to page through the photos in old school TSG style. In the upper right corner of each page you’ll find a description of the criminal charge(s) leveled against the suspect.

II) To look at the booking photos in a lightbox, just click the image beneath the “View The Document” arrow at left. When you mouse over the respective photos, the charged crime(s) will appear in a small box.

Now here’s the intro:

AUGUST 20--The 18-year-old Kansan who kicks off this week’s booking photo roundup was busted last Friday for failing to pay a ticket issued after she was found in possession of fireworks. Judging by that mark on her neck, it was the second time she had been collared.

As for our remaining suspects, a few notes: 1) The native Bostonian, 39, on page #2 was photographed last week after being held as a witness in a court case. We don’t want to know where he’s hiding the Celtics tat; 2) The 27-year-old Florida woman an page #4 was, no surprise here, popped on a drunk driving rap. The Tampa resident, who works at a massage studio, registered a .191 on a Breathalyzer test, more than twice the legal limit; 3) The overalled Arkansan, 67, on page #13 was busted Monday for allegedly tampering with evidence; and 4) The 49-year-old Florida dad on page #16 was popped, as it were, Tuesday for drunk driving. (16 pages)

Comments (3)

@govtcheese, please don't rip on anyone or any group for their failings of the english language when you yourself have misspellings, bad punctuation and bad grammar. By only talking about black people and ebonics you are ignoring the whites, hispanics and asians who also use ebonics. Was that because you targeted urban black people on purpose or because you don't really know what you're talking about? I think that maybe you are considered a racist because you speak as though you hate black people. Plenty of people drop the MF'er and N-word casually and have never nor will ever kill a cop much less anyone else. As far as liberals embracing black people, you are correct. Liberals have fooled black people for decades into voting for them and in return liberals have made sure that the majority of poor urban black people stand little chance of doing better for themselves.
Oh dude ?
Well, let's see. It is no secret, and I'll say it -- and without doubt, ebonics (I refuse to use a upper-caps "e," is an ignorant, un-intelligent, gangland, drop-out language spoken by troublesom blacks, or wanna-beez! Sadly, these are psuedo-americans who fail to assimilate, and they populate jails and prisons disporponiately simply because they are scumbags. They represent the under-belly of all major cities, such as Detroit, Chicago, Baltimore -- and you pick the rest. This "linguistic" financining project is nothing more than a liberal effort to ligitimize this sorry situation. The people who speak this jaded version of our language are black racists. They are young blacks who stand in front of you and your children, at K-Mart & Wal-Mart and use the MF, and N-word casually. They are the ones who kill cops with ease -- yet the liberals embrace them, and I am considered a "racist" for expressing these opinions. Yo ! I hat ta sea what dis ***ry beez lik in a nuder twenty ears, cuz it not gona beez mine, y'no wat I meanz homie. i rmber what it wuz twenty ears go, and da crakerz ownz it den. we gona chanz dat!