DOCUMENT: Sex, Stupid, Crime

Autoeroticism Leads To Drunk Couple's Bust

Kentucky man cops to being pleasured while speeding

MARCH 4--Meet Jason Kircher and Jessica Talarovich.

The Kentucky couple was traveling early yesterday in Louisville when a cop spotted their car speeding and weaving in and out of traffic.

When an officer pulled over the 2005 Toyota, Kirchner, 31, offered a simple explanation for his erratic driving: He was "getting a blow job" from Talarovich while attempting to navigate Interstate 64, according to a police report.

While that admission may explain the grin seen on Kircher’s face in his mug shot, it did not keep cops from arresting him for careless driving and speeding. And since he failed a series of field sobriety tests--despite having a blood alcohol level below the state limit--Kircher was also charged with drunk driving.

Talarovich, 31, was charged with public intoxication and possession of an open container of alcohol in a car.

While investigators noted that Kircher reeked of booze, it is unknown what they may have smelled on Talarovich’s breath. (2 page)

Comments (22)

So the guy got a B J from Wynnona Judd while he was driving.
Didn't she have to take a breathylizer test as well to be charged with being publicly intoxicated? EEWWW Hope they sterilized and rinsed the breathylizer throughly after she used it. You could get backsplash if you're the next to blow into it.
So, he blew a .05 and she blew a 2.5"
Does autoeroticism mean that she is a natural born cs?
And what exactly is that on her lipOMG
the age old question...to spit or swallow....she was undecided at this point.
Who the hell fails a sobriety test when they're sober?
I was wondering the same thing.
Guess this makes him a hometown celebrity and her a desired woman, watch for them on Jerry Springer
As opposed to your home town? Where it would be booking photos of two guys.
The look on her face looks like she's saying, Hey! I did that for him and all I get is arrested?" I hope their families, friends, neighbors and employers visit this website. How embarrassing!
eeeeewwwww! You disgusting hog! He looks like a worm with a face.
what do you look like?
Mombo!!!! Thank you i could not have said it better!! LMAO!!!!!!! don't take him fishing!, LMAO!!!!!
Perhaps she should change her name to Jessuccit Tuggnsuch...
Guess it takes a Hummer to get a Toyota stopped.
Now we know why those Toyota's had an accelerator problem.
looks like if it had gone on much longer his neck wouldn't have been able to stretch anymore and his head would have popped.
It takes a special kind of stupid to be arrested for DUI after "passing" a breathalyzer test! Judging by his grin I'm assuming he was able to climax before actually pulling over. Idiot!
He had to pull over, did you see the "load" he was carrying?
no..most of it was gone by the time the police pulled them over.
"I guess the blew the breathalizer test"! It sucks big time,