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Man Busted For Sex Toy Robbery At Adult World

Suspect, 29, recently applied for job at store

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Autoblow Robber

JANUARY 6--When planning to rob sex toys from an adult store, it is best to avoid establishments at which you recently applied for a job.

A 29-year-old man is behind bars on multiple criminal charges after allegedly stealing $350 worth of items from a Pennsylvania business and threatening to stab a clerk who sought to stop him.

According to a criminal complaint, Jacob McFarland last week entered the Adult World emporium in North Wales, a Philadelphia suburb, and walked out with a pair of masturbators, a $95.99 Fleshlight model and the Autoblow A.I. (which retails for about $250).

When an Adult World worker confronted McFarland in the store’s parking lot, the accused masturbator thief allegedly threatened to stab the man.

The employee, cops noted, “was able to identify McFarland because he recently applied for a position at Adult World.” In a police statement, the victim said that, “Jacob came into Adult World and instantly walked to the back of the store” and grabbed the two sex toys. 

Officers quickly located McFarland at a hotel just steps away from Adult World. He was found carrying a knife and a backpack with a lock on it. Cops applied for a search warrant for the backpack, which apparently held the purloined masturbators.

Pictured above, McFarland was charged with robbery, a felony, and several misdemeanors, including retail theft and making terroristic threats. He is being held in the Montgomery County lockup in lieu of $5000 bail. According to court records, McFarland has multiple pending criminal cases, for which charges include disorderly conduct, narcotics possession, theft, and criminal mischief.

As previously reported in these pages, an Oklahoma man was arrested in 2020 for using an Autoblow A.I. inside an adult store (a lewd act for which he pleaded guilty). The pervy perp was recognized by an employee “as he has previously put in job applications at this establishment,” police reported.

The Autoblow’s creators contend the 10-speed masturbator--which plugs into a wall outlet--“uses artificial intelligence to give you the perfect blowjob.” (3 pages)