John Wayne Bobbitt

John Wayne Bobbitt, he of the formerly severed penis, was arrested by Las Vegas police seven times for a variety of offenses between 1994 and 2002. Since details of Bobbitt's rap sheet probably don't even hold his lawyer's attention, TSG won't burden you with them.

Comments (3)

Lorena was recently in a car accident. Some dick cut her off on the freeway.
Bobbit wanted to become famous again so he now poses as a musician named Lady Gaga
Should have had all genitalia moved and Lorraina should have worn them as jewelry.