MUG SHOTS: Funny Faces

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"I dreamed I was convicted in my maidenform bra!"
...reaction upon winning the lead role in the Fulsom County off-off-off-off Broadway version of 'Cleveland Steamer'
Officer - I really am Jerry Van ***, I was famous once for 5 minutes.
i got three little boys in the cellar, I'm having 3rd's for tonight.
He looks like Charleton Heston from the original "Planet of the Apes." “Take your hands off me you damn dirty ape.”
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, that's a good one officer. Tell me another one......
Let's all sing .. "Don't worry be happy". Honest officer I have no idea how that 500 pounds of pot got into my trailer house.
"Master Kenobi, you disappoint me. Yoda holds you in such high esteem. Surely you can do better!"