Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. It also does not have a neck tat. Amen.

Neck loser.

God I just hate it when I get shot in the earlobes with a beebee gun.(spelling of beebee? sorry!)