MUG SHOTS: Unusual Suspects

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Brad Pitts sister?
Well, officer, this man told me to just open my mouth and relax. And then you walked up. I have no idea how that thing got in there, or where that $50 came from. But maybe can work out some community service or something...
On the count of three... smile like a doughnut.
Hey pretty lady. Didn't you used to be inflatable?
And when I opened my mouth like this, he squirted something...
reality is such a bitch