MUG SHOTS: Unusual Suspects

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Lemme go or Ima put dis stinky.
The one-eyed Blue M&M Bandit has been apprehended. Call off the BOLO!
...bitten by a radioactive tick, his body began to mutate. .
Oh, mah neck...mah neck...dey poked out my eye and stole mah neck...
HELP, I'M FALLING AND I CAN'T GET UP! (And) I'm having chestpains.
Big Mike really took his auditions for "The Blind Side" literally
Somebody better get me a new right eye or I will eat all of you!
Jabba ate tha hut... or was it the hood?
You Officer's have the wrong guy. I did not eat the 2 dozen doughnuts that were by the coffee pot. Does it look like I can eat 2 dozen doughnuts? Wait, don't answer that.
If he gets any fatter, his shoulders are going to swallow his head.
Just call me Deadeye Dipsh!t!
Caption this "I'm gonna hold my breath til you let me out of here"
Bubba the (fat) f**k.
jabba the hut?