The Smoking Gun RSS http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/tsgrssfeed.xml en Police Hunting Toilet Paper, Vodka Thief http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/vodka-tp-thief-184907 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Louisiana woman, 30, facing misdemeanor rap when caught </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/titotp.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Cops say that Jana Snowden, 30, stole 21 vodka bottles and four cases of toilet paper worth nearly $800 from a Walmart near her Baton Rouge, Louisiana home.</p> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/vodka-tp-thief-184907" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/vodka-tp-thief-184907#comments Stupid Crime toilet paper vodka Louisiana theft Walmart Fri, 24 May 2019 15:49:04 +0000 wbastone 249273 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Friday Photo Fun Match Game http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/friday-photo-fun-match-game-524195 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Pair up mug shots with each suspect&#039;s alleged crime </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/may2419covergrid.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.</p> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/friday-photo-fun-match-game-524195" target="_blank">read more</a></p> Internet Crime Friday Photo Fun Fri, 24 May 2019 13:40:50 +0000 wbastone 249271 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Police Seized "Baggie With Off White Liquid Substance" In Probe Of Vile Middle School Crepe Tainting http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/crepes/crepe-caper-evidence-714906 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="201" alt="" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/facepalm265.jpg?1558650285" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>An update on the Ohio crepe caper.</p> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/crepes/crepe-caper-evidence-714906" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/crepes/crepe-caper-evidence-714906#comments crepes little monsters tainted food Ohio Thu, 23 May 2019 22:04:04 +0000 wbastone 249267 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Cops: Woman Fired Gun Over Oral Denial http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/anneisha-speed-case-49738 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Man jumped from balcony to escape Louisianan </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/thescreamfront_0_8.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Police charge that Anneisha Speed, 19, fired a handgun at a male acquaintance after he declined to perform a sex act on her.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/baton-rouge-shooting">Baton Rouge Shooting</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/anneisha-speed-case-49738" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/anneisha-speed-case-49738#comments Crime oral sex Baton Rouge Louisiana Wed, 22 May 2019 22:17:26 +0000 wbastone 249263 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Motorist Explains To Detectives Why He Did Not Pull Over When Squad Car Lights Flashed http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/autoeroticism/cant-stop-wont-stop-749508 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="179" alt="" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/policesiren.jpg?1558548882" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>David Herring had his pants down and he was engaged with his female passenger, an arrest affidavit notes.</p> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/autoeroticism/cant-stop-wont-stop-749508" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/autoeroticism/cant-stop-wont-stop-749508#comments autoeroticism Florida Man Florida Wed, 22 May 2019 17:54:59 +0000 wbastone 249260 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Man Stole Daughter's Girl Scouts Cookie Money To Pay For Erotic Massage http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/girl-scout-cookies/staged-oregon-robbery-295081 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="176" alt="" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/girlscoutcookies.jpg?1558464784" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Before confessing, Oregonian Brian Couture, 40, claimed that he was the victim of a violent home invasion.</p> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/girl-scout-cookies/staged-oregon-robbery-295081" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/girl-scout-cookies/staged-oregon-robbery-295081#comments home invasion Oregon Girl Scout Cookies Portland Tue, 21 May 2019 18:48:15 +0000 wbastone 249257 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Battery Arrest Over Hedgehog Custody Dispute http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/hedgehog-custody-dispute-284596 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Cops: Teen hit mom during fight over spiny mammal </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/lilsonic19.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Emma Davisson, 18, was arrested after unsuccessfully trying to leave her residence with the family's pet hedgehog, cops report.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/hedgehog-dispute">Hedgehog Dispute</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/hedgehog-custody-dispute-284596" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/hedgehog-custody-dispute-284596#comments Florida Crime hedgehog domestic battery Tue, 21 May 2019 15:47:28 +0000 wbastone 249253 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Alleged Crepe Caper Prompts Police Probe Of Ohio Middle School Students http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/crepes/ohio-crepe-caper-216590 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="141" alt="" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/crepebusterxx.jpg?1558390381" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Cops are investigating whether students added bodily fluids to food served to teachers as part of a cooking competition.</p> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/crepes/ohio-crepe-caper-216590" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/crepes/ohio-crepe-caper-216590#comments crepes little monsters tainted food Ohio Mon, 20 May 2019 22:04:58 +0000 wbastone 249251 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Contraband Charge For Woman Who Told Jailers She Forgot About The Pills Nestled Between Her Breasts http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/contraband/woman-forgets-about-pill-stash-016239 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="180" alt="" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/clonazepamxx.jpg?1558373683" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Meet Rachel Newbury, a forgetful Florida Woman.</p> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/contraband/woman-forgets-about-pill-stash-016239" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/contraband/woman-forgets-about-pill-stash-016239#comments Florida Woman Florida contraband jail smuggling Mon, 20 May 2019 17:21:18 +0000 wbastone 249248 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Woman's False Rape Claim Led To Man's Death http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/false-report-largo-386952 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Police report details tragic chain of events </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/floridasilho_2.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Brittany Sorey, 30, lied about being assaulted in her Florida home, a fabrication that resulted in the killing of an ex-neighbor.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/florida-shock">Florida Shock</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/false-report-largo-386952" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/false-report-largo-386952#comments Revolting Crime Florida Woman Florida Largo false rape claim Sun, 19 May 2019 18:32:26 +0000 wbastone 249242 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Birthday Girl Gets Slashy Over No Cake, Gift, Card http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/birthday-meltdown-590217 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Cops: Woman, 55, turned box cutter on male victim </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/candles55.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Pennsylvanian Georgia Zowacki allegedly became unhinged when she did not receive a gift, card, or cake to mark her birthday.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/birthday-slashing">Birthday Slashing</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/birthday-meltdown-590217" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/birthday-meltdown-590217#comments Crime birthday Pennsylvania Box Cutter assault Fri, 17 May 2019 18:24:51 +0000 wbastone 249239 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Female Goth Busted For Facebook Post Threatening Elementary School Shooting http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/facebook/school-threat-arrest-739502 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="163" alt="" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/facebooklogo.png?1558113578" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Juliana Cote, 26, was arrested today at her Tampa, Florida home hours after a threatening post appeared on her Facebook page, cops report.</p> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/facebook/school-threat-arrest-739502" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/facebook/school-threat-arrest-739502#comments Forida Woman school shooting Facebook Florida Tampa Fri, 17 May 2019 17:09:22 +0000 wbastone 249236 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Friday Photo Fun Match Game http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/friday-photo-fun-match-game-517905 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Pair up mug shots with each perp&#039;s alleged weapon </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/may17frontpgcontart.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with the respective weapons they allegedly wielded.</p> <p></p><p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/friday-photo-fun-match-game-517905" target="_blank">read more</a></p> Internet Crime Friday Photo Fun Fri, 17 May 2019 04:00:19 +0000 wbastone 249234 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Woman Busted For Brutal Attack On Ex-Boyfriend http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/ex-girlfriend-attacks-395028 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Victim suffered torn scrotum, exposed testicle </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/bigscream_25.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Micaela Huettner, 32, is facing multiple charges after allegedly assaulting her former beau early Monday in the victim's home.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/crazy-ex-girlfriend">Crazy Ex-Girlfriend</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/ex-girlfriend-attacks-395028" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/ex-girlfriend-attacks-395028#comments Crime scrotum Pennsylvania assault Thu, 16 May 2019 16:15:10 +0000 wbastone 249228 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Felony Rap In Alleged Sanitary Napkin Battery http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/vile-news-installment-630149 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Woman hit hospital worker with &quot;used&quot; item </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/yellowbiohazard.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Floridian Coffii Castellion, 29, struck the female victim in the stomach with the "used product" during a confrontation, cops say.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/feminine-battery">Feminine Battery</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/vile-news-installment-630149" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/vile-news-installment-630149#comments Revolting battery Florida Woman theft Wed, 15 May 2019 18:14:18 +0000 wbastone 249225 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Man Wielded Cheeseburger In Domestic Battery http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/cheeseburger-battery-178459 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Cops: Defendant, 30, slapped girlfriend in head </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/cbgrfrt19x.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>The victim told police that Kyle Jones, her boyfriend of seven years, "woke her up by slapping her with a cheeseburger," police report.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/cheeseburger-battery-0">Cheeseburger Battery</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/cheeseburger-battery-178459" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/cheeseburger-battery-178459#comments Florida Crime Florida Man cheeseburgers Food Assault battery Tue, 14 May 2019 18:13:57 +0000 wbastone 249221 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Nude Man Shooting Hoops Told Cops "Playing Naked Enhances His Skill Level" http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/basketball/nekkid-bball-guy-275938 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="138" alt="" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/twobballsbustr.jpg?1557791143" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Jordon Anderson, 29, was arrested last night for indecent exposure after he was spotted balling without clothes in Candyland Park in suburban Orlando, Florida.</p> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/basketball/nekkid-bball-guy-275938" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/basketball/nekkid-bball-guy-275938#comments Florida Man basketball indecent exposure naked guy Mon, 13 May 2019 23:29:47 +0000 wbastone 249216 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Man Arrested For Bringing His Child To Work With Him http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/child-to-work-day-275903 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Cops: Floridian forced son, 11, on burglary job </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/bringyourkids.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Most dads try to spend quality time with their kids on Saturdays. But not Joseph McIntosh, a 32-year-old now behind bars.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/child-work">Child To Work</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/child-to-work-day-275903" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/child-to-work-day-275903#comments Crime child abuse Florida Man burglary Mon, 13 May 2019 21:15:37 +0000 wbastone 249213 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Elderly Menace Busted For Wild Sunroof Stunt http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/reckless-geriatric-menace-264891 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Man 70, nabbed for reckless driving </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/olsenoutside.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Septuagenarian Leonard Olsen was arrested when an off-duty cop saw him driving on a Florida interstate while "sitting on the sunroof."</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/sunroof-stunt">Sunroof Stunt</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/reckless-geriatric-menace-264891" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/reckless-geriatric-menace-264891#comments Bizarre Crime Florida Man gray menace Florida reckless driving Fri, 10 May 2019 23:37:31 +0000 wbastone 249208 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Friday Photo Fun Match Game http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/friday-photo-fun-match-game-510928 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Pair up mug shots with each suspect&#039;s alleged crime </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/may109frontpggridxx.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.</p> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/friday-photo-fun-match-game-510928" target="_blank">read more</a></p> Internet Crime Friday Photo Fun Fri, 10 May 2019 15:39:28 +0000 wbastone 249206 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Police: Woman Stashed Seven Syringes There http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/seven-syringes-seized-275931 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Works recovered after Burger King disturbance </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/sevenfrt19.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Along with a pair of misdemeanors, Jeymie Wescott, 35, is facing a felony charge of introducing contraband into a penal institution.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/seven-syringes">Seven Syringes</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/seven-syringes-seized-275931" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/seven-syringes-seized-275931#comments Crime syringes contraband Florida Woman Burger King Thu, 09 May 2019 22:45:58 +0000 wbastone 249202 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Charges Dropped Against Florida Man Busted For "I Eat Ass" Car Sticker http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida-man/i-eat-case-dropped-386954 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="89" alt="" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/ieatasswords.jpg?1557428243" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Dillon Shane Webb, 23, will not be tried for possession of obscene material and resisting an officer without violence.</p> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida-man/i-eat-case-dropped-386954" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida-man/i-eat-case-dropped-386954#comments Florida Man obscene material Thu, 09 May 2019 16:57:23 +0000 wbastone 249197 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Teen Breaks Up With Her Girlfriend, Then Immediately Posts Ex's Nudes On Instagram http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/cyberstalking/instagram-stalking-275903 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="177" alt="" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/instbustrlogo.png?1557417670" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Mariah Tillery, 18, was arrested last night on a misdemeanor sexual cyberharassment charge.</p> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/cyberstalking/instagram-stalking-275903" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/cyberstalking/instagram-stalking-275903#comments Instagram Florida Woman cyberstalking Thu, 09 May 2019 15:35:00 +0000 wbastone 249193 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Cops: Lego Box Contained Meth, Not Bricks http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/lego-meth-surprise-174908 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Drugs worth $40,000 found inside set bought in S.C. </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/legomanfront.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Lego set #10712 is supposed to contain 244 colorful plastic bricks, gears, and axles. Not three pounds of methamphetamine.</p> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/lego-meth-surprise-174908" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/lego-meth-surprise-174908#comments Crime methamphetamine Lego Georgia Wed, 08 May 2019 23:11:11 +0000 wbastone 249190 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Florida Man, 23, Arrested For "I Eat Ass" Sticker On Rear Window Of His Truck http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida-man/ieatass-sticker-bust-285903 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="260" height="192" alt="" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/donkeybustr.jpg?1557335833" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Dillon Shane Webb was jailed Sunday afternoon for possession of obscene material and resisting an officer, both misdemeanors.</p> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida-man/ieatass-sticker-bust-285903" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida-man/ieatass-sticker-bust-285903#comments Florida Man obscene material Tue, 07 May 2019 23:59:53 +0000 wbastone 249184 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Guilty Plea In Baptismal Font Desecration http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/baptismal-font-plea-038529 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Naked tweaker, 21, pleasured self in church </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/cathfont19.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Zachary Burdick has copped to indecent exposure and disorderly conduct charges in connection with his meth-fueled antics.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/desecration-plea">Desecration Plea</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/baptismal-font-plea-038529" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/baptismal-font-plea-038529#comments Stupid Crime baptism font indecent exposure North Dakota naked guy church Tue, 07 May 2019 21:44:26 +0000 wbastone 249180 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Meet Woman Who Had Alligator In Her Yoga Pants http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/animals/yoga-pants-alligator-285971 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Floridian, 25, removed reptile during police stop </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/babyalligator.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>During a 3:15 AM traffic stop in Punta Gorda, Ariel LeQuire "proceeded to pull an alligator out of her yoga pants," cops say.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/yoga-pants-alligator">Yoga Pants Alligator</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/animals/yoga-pants-alligator-285971" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/animals/yoga-pants-alligator-285971#comments Animals Florida yoga pants Florida Woman alligator Tue, 07 May 2019 16:26:35 +0000 wbastone 249176 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com How Inmate Hid A 24" Machete In Belly Fat Roll http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/machete-belly-fat-roll-421395 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Metal detectors failed to spot stashed weapon </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/fatrollfrt19x.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Wrapped in a pair of gym shorts, the machete "had been so deeply tucked into and covered by" a fat roll, it was rendered invisible.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/memphis-fats">Memphis Fats</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/machete-belly-fat-roll-421395" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/machete-belly-fat-roll-421395#comments Bizarre Crime contraband Memphis fat roll Tennessee Mon, 06 May 2019 21:12:48 +0000 wbastone 249172 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Moron Gang Members Misspell Racial Slur Forcibly Tattooed On Victim's Neck http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/dumbass/crazy-white-boys-529021 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="165" alt="" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/nigerflag.jpg?1556921972" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>These Crazy White Boys are stupid white boys.</p> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/dumbass/crazy-white-boys-529021" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/dumbass/crazy-white-boys-529021#comments street gang Florida dumbass tattoos Fri, 03 May 2019 22:11:44 +0000 wbastone 249168 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Case Dropped Against Accused Pork Chop Attacker After Mate Declines To Press Charges http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/domestic-battery/pork-chop-update-109538 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="177" alt="" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/porkchopbustr.jpg?1556905765" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Jennifer Brassard, 48, was arrested after she threw a frozen pork chop at Richard Nicewicz. The airborne meat struck Nicewicz, 54, above his left eyebrow, causing a half-inch laceration.</p> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/domestic-battery/pork-chop-update-109538" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/domestic-battery/pork-chop-update-109538#comments Florida Woman pork chop domestic battery Food Assault Fri, 03 May 2019 17:50:45 +0000 wbastone 249165 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Friday Photo Fun Match Game http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/friday-photo-fun-match-game-531902 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Pair up mug shots with each perp&#039;s alleged weapon </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/may3contgridfrontxn.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="263" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with the respective weapons they allegedly wielded.</p> <p></p><p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/friday-photo-fun-match-game-531902" target="_blank">read more</a></p> Internet Crime Friday Photo Fun Fri, 03 May 2019 15:49:11 +0000 wbastone 249164 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Couple Had Sex In Front Of Police Headquarters http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/key-west-exposure-278495 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Defendant dismissed act as &quot;a Key West moment&quot; </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/twohearts19.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>With pants at his ankles, Gary Hill told a cop, "I'm horny." He added of his partner, "She was giving it up to me right then and there."</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/key-west-clinch">Key West Clinch</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/key-west-exposure-278495" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/key-west-exposure-278495#comments Florida Florida Man Florida Woman Key West indecent exposure Public fornication Fri, 03 May 2019 14:33:26 +0000 wbastone 249159 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Feds Arrest Man For Online Death Threats Against Donald Trump Jr. And Jared Kushner http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/ben-shapiro/trump-kushner-threats-274905 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="270" height="190" alt="" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/ammobustr19x.jpg?1556835200" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>The defendant, Chase Bliss Colasurdo, 27, recently stocked up on body armor and 9mm ammunition, according to a U.S. District Court complaint.</p> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/ben-shapiro/trump-kushner-threats-274905" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/ben-shapiro/trump-kushner-threats-274905#comments Donald Trump Jr. Ben Shapiro Jared Kushner Secret Service Washington Seattle FBI Thu, 02 May 2019 20:35:04 +0000 wbastone 249151 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Gravy-Covered Laptop Leads To Child Porn Bust http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/iowa-gravy-laptop-276598 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Iowan collared after seeking &quot;Geek Squad&quot; aid </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/gravyladle.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Robert Leo Watson is facing ten felony charges after Best Buy employees discovered illicit images on a gravy-soaked computer.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/gravy-laptop">Gravy Laptop</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/iowa-gravy-laptop-276598" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/iowa-gravy-laptop-276598#comments Bizarre Crime gravy Geek Squad Best Buy Des Moines child pornography Iowa Thu, 02 May 2019 14:24:05 +0000 wbastone 249146 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Brazen Daylight Rib Roast Heist Thwarted By Alert Supermarket Manager http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/brazen-daylight-rib-roast-heist-603859 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="154" alt="" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/ribroastbstr.jpg?1556741755" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>After a stay inside the accused thief's pants, the $62, seven-pound Angus beef rib roast was discarded "due to contamination."</p> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/brazen-daylight-rib-roast-heist-603859" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/brazen-daylight-rib-roast-heist-603859#comments rib roast supermarket Florida Man Publix theft Florida Wed, 01 May 2019 20:12:21 +0000 wbastone 249143 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Cops: Man Flushed Kin's Cremated Remains http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/ashes-get-flushed-482091 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Cops: Dispute with mother prompted toilet desecration </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/newurn19.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="160" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>After getting booted from his mother's home, Thomas Porter Wells, 33, allegedly retaliated by disposing of his grandparents’s ashes.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/remains-flushed">Remains Flushed</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/ashes-get-flushed-482091" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/ashes-get-flushed-482091#comments Bizarre Crime cremated remains dumbass Pennsylvania Tue, 30 Apr 2019 18:25:26 +0000 wbastone 249138 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Woman, 24, Busted After Removing Clothes, Dancing Naked At Utah Strip Mall http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/disorderly-conduct/nothing-bundt-749703 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="150" alt="" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/bundtcake19.png?1556578632" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Kaitlin Adderley's Saturday afternoon display occurred outside a Nothing Bundt Cakes store and a Verizon outlet.</p> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/disorderly-conduct/nothing-bundt-749703" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/disorderly-conduct/nothing-bundt-749703#comments naked women shopping mall Utah disorderly conduct Mon, 29 Apr 2019 22:19:26 +0000 wbastone 249134 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Extortion Rap Over Explicit Pix Of Male Victim http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/explicit-photo-extortion-739852 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Cops: Woman, 24, sought money in shakedown </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/breyanna175.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>By posting the photographs via "multiple social media platforms," Breyanna Dean allegedly "directly exposed the victim to disgrace."</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/explicit-extortion">Explicit Extortion</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/explicit-photo-extortion-739852" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/explicit-photo-extortion-739852#comments Crime Florida Woman extortion Mon, 29 Apr 2019 15:31:42 +0000 wbastone 249130 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Mom-Daughter Drone Duo Is Headed For Jail http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/mom-daughter-drone-duo-headed-to-jail-426190 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Pair nabbed flying phones, tobacco into prison </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/dronefrt19.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Cassandra Kerr, 40, and Concetta Didiano, 22, intended the contraband for Kerr's spouse, an armed robber serving 25 years.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/drone-duo">Drone Duo</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/mom-daughter-drone-duo-headed-to-jail-426190" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/mom-daughter-drone-duo-headed-to-jail-426190#comments Stupid Crime drones contraband jail smuggling Florida prison Fri, 26 Apr 2019 20:21:26 +0000 wbastone 249125 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Friday Photo Fun Match Game http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/friday-photo-fun-match-game-042619 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Pair up mug shots with each suspect&#039;s alleged crime </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/april2619frtgridxx.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.</p> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/friday-photo-fun-match-game-042619" target="_blank">read more</a></p> Internet Crime Friday Photo Fun Fri, 26 Apr 2019 15:32:58 +0000 wbastone 249123 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Motorist Cited For Watching "Parks And Recreation" http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/driver-cited-for-watching-sitcom-265830 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Woman, 32, viewed sitcom while behind wheel </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/lknope19.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>A patrolman caught a Minnesotan enjoying an episode of the NBC program starring Amy Poehler as bureaucrat Leslie Knope.</p> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/driver-cited-for-watching-sitcom-265830" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/driver-cited-for-watching-sitcom-265830#comments Stupid distracted driving Leslie Knope Amy Poehler Parks and Recreation Minnesota Thu, 25 Apr 2019 18:02:44 +0000 wbastone 249119 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Man Arrested After Telling Police His Name Was "Jason Bourne" http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida-man/phony-bourne-identity-394508 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="212" alt="" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/jasonbournebustr.jpg?1556124101" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Suspect Jonathan Chapman’s Bourne identity was phony, cops discovered.</p> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida-man/phony-bourne-identity-394508" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida-man/phony-bourne-identity-394508#comments Jason Bourne Matt Damon Florida Man Wed, 24 Apr 2019 16:34:41 +0000 wbastone 249114 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Cops: Man Stole $166K From Mom For Fetish Items http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/ohio-man-fleeced-mother-274953 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Ohioan, 59, spent money on cam girls, sex dolls </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/siliconedoll19.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Shaun Joseph has been indicted for fleecing his 91-year-old mother, who, investigators say, suffers from "profound dementia."</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/fleecing-mom">Fleecing Mom</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/ohio-man-fleeced-mother-274953" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/ohio-man-fleeced-mother-274953#comments Crime silicone dolls sex toy theft Amazon Ohio Wed, 24 Apr 2019 15:14:54 +0000 wbastone 249112 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Florida Teenager Arrested For Potato Attack On His Stepsister http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/domestic-battery/potato-battery-bust-184930 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="177" alt="" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/potatobustr.jpg?1556033088" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Meet Tyler Scott Parker, alleged spud tosser.</p> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/domestic-battery/potato-battery-bust-184930" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/domestic-battery/potato-battery-bust-184930#comments domestic battery potato Food Assault Tue, 23 Apr 2019 15:21:11 +0000 wbastone 249109 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Netflix And Chill? Not For This Florida Woman http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/netflix-battery-bust-728945 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Cops: Perp battered senior over account use </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/netflixn.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Crystal Ortiz, 33, was busted for felony battery after allegedly attacking the victim during an altercation "over Netflix usage."</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/netflix-battery">Netflix Battery</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/netflix-battery-bust-728945" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/netflix-battery-bust-728945#comments Crime Florida Woman Netlix battery Tue, 23 Apr 2019 14:33:46 +0000 wbastone 249106 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Suspect Groped Fingerprint Technician http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/fingerprint-groping-bust-184937 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Cops: Man admitted he pawed &quot;sexy&quot; jail worker </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/fingprintfla19.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>While being booked for disorderly conduct, Jack Dylan Evans, 44, allegedly added to his problems by groping the victim's rear end.</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/fingerprint-grope">Fingerprint Grope</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/fingerprint-groping-bust-184937" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/fingerprint-groping-bust-184937#comments Stupid fingerprint battery Florida Man groping Fri, 19 Apr 2019 16:51:59 +0000 wbastone 249098 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Friday Photo Fun Match Game http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/friday-photo-fun-match-game-419750 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Pair up mug shots with each suspect&#039;s alleged crime </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/april1919frtgridxz.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>Examine the booking photos of five arrested individuals and align the defendants with their respective alleged infractions of the law.</p> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/friday-photo-fun-match-game-419750" target="_blank">read more</a></p> Internet Crime Friday Photo Fun Fri, 19 Apr 2019 13:49:56 +0000 wbastone 249096 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Released Mueller Report Includes 855 Separate Redactions, From Footnotes To Full Pages http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/donald-trump/mueller-redactions-738952 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="65" alt="" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/bustrredax.jpg?1555603629" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>The redactions were made by Attorney General William Barr in the weeks after Special Counsel Robert Mueller submitted his report on March 22.</p> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/donald-trump/mueller-redactions-738952" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/donald-trump/mueller-redactions-738952#comments Robert Mueller William Barr Donald Trump Thu, 18 Apr 2019 15:42:27 +0000 wbastone 249091 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Prison For Dope Who Fired .357 Magnum At "Green Laser Lights" That Were Actually Fireflies http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/bath-salts/firefly-laser-lights-174806 <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-buster-leftrail-image"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img class="imagefield imagefield-field_buster_leftrail_image" width="265" height="187" alt="" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/photos/buster_rail/greenlasers19.jpg?1555518680" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>A miscalculation on the part of Pennsylvanian Jesse Shields, 31, was likely caused by the ingestion of bath salts.</p> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/bath-salts/firefly-laser-lights-174806" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/bath-salts/firefly-laser-lights-174806#comments bath salts fireflies Pennsylvania Wed, 17 Apr 2019 16:11:39 +0000 wbastone 249086 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com Day Laborer Forced To Have Sex At Gunpoint http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/day-laborer-assault-745319 <div class="field field-type-text field-field-subtitle"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> Cops: Man was lured from in front of Home Depot </div> </div> </div> <div class="field field-type-filefield field-field-photo"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <img src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/175xUnlimited/photos/homedepotdayx.jpg" alt="" title="" class="imagecache imagecache-175xUnlimited imagecache-default imagecache-175xUnlimited_default" width="175" height="265" /> </div> </div> </div> <!--paging_filter--><p>An Arizona couple is facing felony charges after they allegedly assaulted the victim as part of a "sexual fantasy scenario."</p> <div class="field field-type-nodereference field-field-document-ref"> <div class="field-items"> <div class="field-item odd"> <a href="/file/day-laborer">Day Laborer</a> </div> </div> </div> <p><a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/day-laborer-assault-745319" target="_blank">read more</a></p> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/day-laborer-assault-745319#comments Bizarre Phoenix Arizona Home Depot assault Tue, 16 Apr 2019 23:30:06 +0000 wbastone 249082 at http://www.thesmokinggun.com