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"Sitting on a park bench. Eyeing little girls with bad intent. Snot running down his nose. Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes." With lyrics like that, who the hell is this Ian Anderson guy to keep his few remaining fans from grabbing a smoke or lighting up "other material" at a Jethro Tull gig? (6 pages)

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Submitted by backstagefor18yrs on Mon, 2011-04-11 13:51.
Ian Anderson is the most rude, obnoxious, pompous asshat that we have EVER worked with in all our years. He knocked down a young lady who had her arms full of stuff stocking his dressing room and did nothing but scream at her for not getting out of his way and also yelled at her screaming "what if I had an expensive guitar in my hands?" It was all his fault and he NEVER even bothered to help her up nor did he ever try to say "sorry". You couldn't pay me enough money to ever attend another one of his concerts!!!!!!!

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