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Uber Driver Busted After Police Catch Him Taking A Joy Ride

An Uber driver who had a sex toy nestled in his underwear was discovered masturbating in his vehicle, which was parked on the side of a Connecticut road with its windows fogged up, according to police.

Cops in Monroe, a town just west of New Haven, were responding to a call about a suspicious vehicle last Tuesday when they approached the foggy white BMW.

Upon reaching the car, officers spotted Eliot Buenano, 48, in the driver’s seat pleasuring himself. Seen at right, Buenano was parked about 14 miles away from his residence in West Haven, a neighboring city.

Confronted by cops, Buenano started to pull up his pants while declaring, “I work for Uber.” Alone in the car with an open case of beer next to him, Buenano exhibited signs of intoxication and failed a field sobriety test requiring him to recite the alphabet.

When he was ordered to exit the BMW, Buenano got out of the car and began reaching into his pants, prompting alarmed cops to take him to the ground. Buenano would eventually explain that he was not going for a weapon, but rather was reaching for a sex toy in his underwear. The item was eventually liberated from his drawers.

Buenano, who has worked as an auto mechanic, was arrested for DUI and interfering with police. Free on bond, he is scheduled for a July 23 appearance in the Bridgeport courthouse.