Will Release Of Obama's Purported Birth Certificate Give Rise To New "Certer" Movement?

This morning’s White House release of President Barack Obama’s long form birth certificate will, of course, do little to derail the “birther” movement, which will now analyze the document with the kind of verve previously directed toward those Texas Air National Guard memos faxed to CBS from that Kinko’s in Abilene.

So here’s a few nutty points about the birth certificate sure to be seized upon by the nonbelievers:

• If the original document was in a bound volume (as reflected by the curvature of the left hand side of the certificate), how can the green patterned background of the document's safety paper be so seamless?

• Why, if Obama was born on August 4, 1961, was the “Date Accepted by Local Reg.” four days later on August 8, 1961?

• What is the significance of the smudges in the box containing the name of the reported attendant?

• David A. Sinclair, the M.D. who purportedly signed the document, died nearly eight years ago at age 81. So he is conveniently unavailable to answer questions about Obama’s reported birth.

• In the “This Birth” box there are two mysterious Xs above “Twin” and “Triplet.” Is there a sibling or two unaccounted for?

• What is the significance of the mysterious numbers, seen vertically, on the document’s right side?

• Finally, the “Signature of Local Registrar” in box 21 may be a desperate attempt at establishing the document’s Hawaiian authenticity. Note to forgers: It is spelled “Ukulele.”

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yeah part of the reason these guys are so much fun to laugh at
President Obama deserves credit for acting quickly and taking care of Osama. A special thank you to the Navy Seals and all involved in carrying out the orders. I've seen the video on ABC, are we going to see proof that he is dead? I just heard they have buried him at sea and now they are testing the DNA... why are they testing the DNA?
Forensic evidence as exhibits in the documentation, disposition, tactical critiques, future training purposes and to close the current authorization for sanctions against a foreign national.
Breaking news: Obama and crew have cooked up a fake "we killed Bin Laden" lie to distract from this birth certificate lie. (Bin Laden's been long dead, and there is no evidence linking him to 9-11 and plenty of evidence linking a great platter of Zionists plus Israel.) Lie upon lie upon lie with this guy.
Smokin that discount crack. Are you one of these folks that thought Bush was behind 911? Did Bigfoot reveal it to you in a seance?
Unofficial press release from President Obama to the dwindling ranks of the birther movement - "Sorry it took so long to get you a copy of my birth certificate! I was busy killing Osama Bin Laden!"
The book by Corsi is about to be released, and Obama is probably trying to trump it so to speak. And, now he has successfully ordered the eradication of Osama. Maybe it was done to divert attention from the certificate issue? He has probably known for quite sometime where Osama has been hiding... just waiting for the right opportunity to do the deed. Muslim ties and all... shouldn't have been to difficult to get the information.
I thought the Navy Seals killed OBL?
Hah! Yes. It gives the impression that the unflattened photoshop layer problem was actually a mistake by some dumb staffer, and they have brought out this Super Charged Popularity Boosting Lie to save him.