Noisy Sex Triggers Brawl Between Brothers Who Still Live With Their Mom

Meet the Crawford brothers.

Shane, 33, and Christian, 31, live together at their 63-year-old mother’s residence in Bradenton, Florida. The Crawford household, it seems, is a tense one.

Witness the events of last night, when Shane was in his room having sex with his girlfriend. This encounter, according to a sheriff’s report, resulted in an argument between the Crawfords because Christian believed his older brother and the woman were “making an excessive amount of noise.”

The pair’s verbal disagreement quickly turned physical, with Christian “forcefully” throwing an ashtray at his brother’s head. The on-target toss caused a one-inch laceration on Shane’s right cheek. Shane allegedly retaliated by punching his brother five times in the head.

The Crawfords were each arrested for domestic battery and booked into the Manatee County jail. The siblings (Shane is on the left) are pictured in the above mug shots.

Comments (38)

these two should watch "wild and wonderful whites of west virginia".give 'em an idea of what's to come.
Man, would I like to see a picture of Shane's girlfriend. I'll bet she could scare the paint off the walls.
These boys will be better off in prison where they can have all the noisy sex they want with their cellmates. The other convicts are used to all that noise.
Nice mugshots..I didn't know Alec Baldwin and Ethan Hawke were brothers..
More like Stephen Baldwin.
I remember these two geniuses. I met them at a Mensa meeting.
Maybe the chick was moaning not because she was enjoying it, but because the alcoholic stupor and the rohypnol wore off enough that she suddenly opened her eyes and saw this guy's face!
Maybe she was moaning when he was rolling her in flour to look for the wet spot.
I wonder how ugly and/or fat a pig this loser was sticking?
Just wondering if the girlfriend happens to be a relative, maybe the sister of the Mom??? It sure would make this story complete and a Jerry Springer classic.