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April 29, 2011

Epic Pratfall Derails Clumsy Thief’s Bid To Pinch Some Bud Light

Florida police are seeking a young man who stole two cases of Bud Light beer, but failed to successfully get the hot brew into a getaway car.

As seen in the above surveillance video, the clumsy thief took a comical pratfall Wednesday while fleeing the E-Z Food Store in Lake Wales. The suspect appears to have been undone by his low-slung jeans while sprinting toward a waiting Chevy Lumina.

If you recognize the beer thief (or his plaid boxers), give Heartland Crime Stoppers a call at 1-800-226-TIPS.

TAGS

Florida, theft, Bud Light

Comments (12)

Submitted by killshot71 on Tue, 2011-05-03 11:47.
Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground.
Submitted by Cobber on Fri, 2011-04-29 13:39.
I can't stop laughing. What a freaking tool. I'm always saying to my wife what a burden it most be to feel the need to dress like a half wit and shun the notion of wearing a belt to hold your pants up. The ridiculous part (not the solely ridiculous part) of this is he probably doesn't feel any shame or remorse for the simple fact he was tripped up by his own pants falling down. He's probably figuring it was just bad luck and not utter stupidity. My god, does it get any better than this?
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