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The "Alleged" Is Probably Not Necessary When Describing This Indiana Paint Huffer

Meet Kelly Gibson.

For the 48th time since 1992, the Indiana man has been arrested for inhaling paint fumes. Gibson’s latest huffing collar came when his wife summoned cops to the couple’s Fort Wayne home shortly after midnight on April 14.

As seen in the above mug shot, officers found an impaired Gibson covered in silver paint. He was booked into the Allen County jail for allegedly inhaling toxic vapors.

The image of Gibson will likely draw comparisons to the classic booking photo of Patrick “Goldface” Tribett, an Ohio man who has earned online infamy for his series of paint-dappled mug shots.

Comments (22)

Don't worry, he's just another Silver Surfer wanna-be.
Harry Potter the Hufferpuff
guess what tea bagging Obama haters?! what is the MOST socialist of things in the world?? Christianity. Shut your silly little oil wasting mouths and drop that FALSE sense of entitlement and join the rest of us. Or perhaps just suck on the business end of your right to bear arms and let the thinking man fix this country.
Well, there goes the lack of evidence defense...
Our nation's Constitution contains the right to huff. It's right there next to the right to kill your children before they're born. Paint huffing must remain safe and legal. You conservatives would turn back the clock, forcing these distraught and despairing unemployed young Obama voters to the back alley behind the paint store, dumpster diving for the last remnants of paint fumes from dented cans whose caps are missing. Think for a minute, cruel and heartless conservatives: What if they break a fingernail trying to push down on the capless plastic pistons?
Is there ever a time people don't have to mention politics and political parties? Republic this liberal that. Try making up your own minds and being your own party. Having a solution to an issue before you evaluate it is ignorant and useless.
You must be bleeding heart Liberal.
OMG LOL Another Republican halfwit trying to cut corners with inferior drugs.
ya wanna bet hes on some kind of assistance?
He's not a paint huffer! He's obviously trying out for the role of the Tin Woodsman in the Wizard of Oz remake!