DNA Links Grocery Clerk To Semen Found In Yogurt Sample Eaten By Woman

Laboratory tests have confirmed that semen found in a yogurt sample consumed by a New Mexico woman matches the DNA of a grocery store employee who was suspected in the tainting case, according to police.

The results linking Anthony Garcia, 31, to the revolting January 25 incident at Albuquerque’s Sunflower Farmers Market were received today by investigators, according to Sergeant Trish Hoffman, an Albuquerque Police Department spokesperson.

Hoffman added that probers are mulling whether to file state or federal charges against Garcia in connection with the yogurt adulteration.

A January 28 search warrant authorized police to obtain blood and DNA samples from Garcia, who was arrested on unrelated charges after the incident at the market. The warrant was secured after it was determined that the yogurt sample tested positive for “sperm cells” and saliva.

According to a police report, the female victim, 28, was shopping with her daughter when approached by a “pushy” Garcia, who offered her the yogurt sample. After tasting it, the woman immediately thought the sample tasted “gross and disgusting” and, cops noted, “said it tasted like ‘semen.’”

Comments (41)

Yeah..makes me wonder about the good ole Sunflower - especially since their CEO just stepped down for Child Porn charges... only those peverted, need to apply
She should taste mine, all the girls tell me it's the best they ever had.
After tasting it, the woman immediately thought the sample tasted “gross and disgusting” and, cops noted, “said it tasted like ‘semen.’” Clearly not a dream date....
Pervert just wants to spread his DNA!
I wonder if she would have detected the secret ingredient as quickly if it had been mixed with salsa?
Did this guy invent new flavor of yogurt? "Creamy Splooge"? Or "Moo Goo Guy Pan"?
My wife swallows
I remember a mexican guy working in the donut shop on San Ysidro Blvd that was finally apprehended for using his private parts in the kneading of the dough. San Diego police and other noticed occassional hairs in the donuts. It was a shame because that was the only place to get a fresh Boston creme donut and a cup of cocoa after 12 midnight on fridays and Saturdays....
The guy should be jailed or worse - no question. But what happened to the day when a mother - think about your mother, folks - might hesitate to say, "it tastes like semen." Whither modesty?