Florida Cops Ignore Overwhelming Urge To Shoot Guy Swinging A Large Dildo At Them

Florida cops responding to a trespassing call were confronted by a male suspect armed with a “large dildo” that he swung at officers before being taken into custody.

Following a call from a homeowner about a man sleeping on his land, sheriff’s deputies earlier this month encountered Donald Hornback, 71, snoozing on the complainant’s property in Indiantown, a village outside Port St. Lucie.

Upon being rousted, Hornback declared that cops “had no right to remove him from the victim’s property,” according to a police report.

As Hornback gathered up his belongings in a backpack, the septuagenarian “picked up a large dildo and began to swing it around at the officers and the victim on scene.” The sex toy, not considered a dangerous weapon, did not prompt the use of deadly force by investigators.

Hornback was subsequently disarmed and taken into custody. Pictured above, he is free on $750 bond.

Hornback was named yesterday in a criminal information charging him with trespassing, a misdemeanor. He is scheduled for arraignment on December 14.