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Britney Spears's Dented Cans

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Britney Spears's Dented Cans

In a shocking development, a health examination has determined that Britney Spears's cans are dented.

No, not those cans. The pop star's Manhattan restaurant, Nyla, was recently cited by the New York City Department of Health for twice violating guidelines prohibiting "swollen, leaking, rusted, severely rusted" canned food. Turns out Britney's luscious tomatoes were dented, according to this report detailing the results of a August 14 inspection.

Spears's East 41st Street eatery, incorporated as Pinkey Enterprises, was also cited for failing to display the required Food Protection Certificate and for placing fruit in a bottle of Johnnie Walker--while tasty, inspectors considered the booze to have been "contaminated" by the fruit. (2 pages)