March 22, 2004
DOCUMENT: Crime

This Drug Bust Will Crack You Up

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This Drug Bust Will Crack You Up

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MARCH 22--Jovon Williams, a 22-year-old Wisconsin man found himself with a difficult decision to make last week. After Milwaukee cops searched him for drugs, he could have either turned over the goods stashed in his pants, or found a new hiding place. Williams chose the latter. According to the below search warrant affidavit filed in the circuit court, Williams told police, "I didn't want to get caught with that dope, I got 18 rocks, you would've done the same thing, I stuffed it way up my ass." As for the outcome, there's little doubt no stone was left unturned in the search for the crack. (3 pages)

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