Sonny Bono And The Bureau

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Sonny Bono And The Bureau

Sure, Cher's resuscitated her career with that ear-splitting "Believe" crap, but The Smoking Gun has always preferred Sonny Bono. Next to Abe Vigoda, the late congressman was our favorite 1970s TV star. And since "Fish" has yet to croak, we are only able to offer these excerpts from Bono's FBI file:

Page 1: For Sonny, was AK-47 the tool?

Pages 2-4: Mafia tail leads to Bono's door.

Pages 5-6: Protecting pols from gay casket crashers.