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Duo Nabbed In Mexican Dumping Scheme

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Duo Nabbed In Mexican Dumping Scheme

Memo to Taco Bell workers: If you're going to prank a customer, perhaps you shouldn't screw with that uniformed Chalupa-loving cop.

As this Circuit Court complaint shows, Wisconsin nincompoops James Yonkie and Keith Williamsen, both 22, were just charged with "placing foreign objects in edibles."

The former taco jockeys each face five years in prison for their ill-advised hijinks. And, yes, we'll keep an eye out for poor Sgt. Bahr's inevitable civil lawsuit. (4 pages)

Sadly, we lost our appetite months ago.

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