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The Handlebar Men And The Donut Lady

Those are just three of the stars in new roundup

Mug Shot Roundup

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Mugs: December 5, 2014

DECEMBER 8--Since last week’s mug shot roundup helped make an Internet celebrity out of a “cute” North Carolina teenager, we’re again firing up our star-making machinery, this time in service of the Floridian who leads off this week’s review. The handsome lumbersexual, 24, was arrested Tuesday for possession of a controlled substance without a prescription. He remains locked up on $2000 bond, so the modeling gigs will have to wait. As for his fellow suspects, a few notes:

1) The 79-year-old donut enthusiast on page #2 was arrested by Louisiana cops for domestic abuse; 2) The cross-eyed Arizonan, 28, on page #3 was collared Monday for violating probation; 3) Following her bust for retail fraud, the 76-year-old Michigan woman on page #7 flashed her duck face for jailers; 4) The grimacing Floridian on page #10 was jailed for drunk driving; and 5) The Michigan man on page #13, 47, was popped on a contempt of court charge. (13 pages)