DOCUMENT: Stupid, Crime

Pantsless Man In Lewd Scooby Doo Van Display

Suspect, 21, dropped trou atop Mystery Machine

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OCTOBER 26--In front of "many children," a South Carolina man pulled down his pants and jumped atop a Scooby Doo van in a Myrtle Beach park, according to police who arrested the suspect for indecent exposure.

Justin Keneston, a 21-year-old carpenter, was nabbed Saturday evening after police received reports of a disturbance at the oceanfront Plyler Park. 

When cops located Keneston, he smelled of booze and was slurring his speech, according to a police report. Pictured above, Keneston, who was drinking a Budweiser, was initially arrested for public intoxication.

The arresting officers, the report notes, were approached by multiple witnesses who said that Keneston had “jumped onto a Scooby Doo van that was in the middle of the park” and “proceeded to pull down his pants and expose his rear end.” The witnesses added that there were “many children around the park who saw the offender do this.”

In addition to the misdemeanor public intoxication count, Keneston was charged with felony indecent exposure. Keneston was booked yesterday into the county jail, where he is being held in lieu of $3262 bond.

The full-sized Mystery Machine (seen below) was on display in the park as part of Myrtle Beach’s Boardwalk Fright Nights festivities. The vehicle is available for “conventions, birthdays, pick up service, special events, and ghost tours,” according to its owner’s Facebook page. (1 page)