Snooki (real name: Nicole Polizzi) was arrested in July 2010 for disorderly conduct. The 22-year-old star of the MTV show “Jersey Shore” was booked into a Seaside Heights jail, where she posed for these mug shots.
snooki is hot, i don't care what anyone says or how she looks here, as if anyone looks good in their mug shot, i would give her the business if i had the chance
Really, Itsump? Really? REALLY? With the whole world of celebrities, quasi-celebrities, semi-celebrities, wanna-be-celebrities, non-celebrities, and just everyday real folks, this is the height of your sexual aspirations? This silly, annoying little twerp? For God's sake man, she is unattractive in every possible way a woman can BE unattractive! It's douchebags like you that make Jersey Shore a hit. Well done sir. The fact that she looks bad in her booking photo is hardly the point, if you have spent any time here at all, while taking a break from masturbating to episodes of Jersey Shore, you would know that many women look quite fetching in their mug shots. Many appear on these pages for just that reason. Raise your sights Itsump! You can do it!
And another thing Itsump, while I'm on my rant. What's to say you don't have the chance to, as you say, "give her the business?" From all I've heard in order to "give her the business" all you need to do is be in her proximity and buy her a drink. Assuming you aren't some 67 year old pervert, you would stand just about as good a chance as anybody. Seriously, don't sell yourself short. If this is what you want, what you really, really want, I think with a little application of effort on your part you can realize your dream. Come on dude, it's not like we're talking Beyonce here. Hell, we're not even talking Ke$sha. Go for it!
Submitted by BizneerJack on Fri, 2011-01-07 13:15.
Snooki is a little slut whore. She probably gave the cop a blow job. When she gave him a blow job her eyes started watering and thats why her makeup ran. Little short fat whore!
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