MUG SHOTS: Tattoos

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thats so if some one ever steals him his bf can find him.
“Douchebag price check on register 1. Douchebag price check on register 1.”
Does he have an expiration date
makes you wonder were the rfid chip is planted?
beeep! "oh im sorry sir, we will have to check your bags, its standard procedure when the theft alarm sounds"
The Double Mint Convict.....it's two, two, two convicts in one. "No, we didn't hang onto our receipt, but could you just scan his barcode and issue a full refund or give us a nursery gift card?"