Will Release Of Obama's Purported Birth Certificate Give Rise To New "Certer" Movement?

Yes, he's a leftwing nut job. But, he's more than that. He's the guy on the street with the nose rings and the dreadlocks and the lice. He's the guy in Starbucks making coffee because it's the only job he can get with his degree in Art History. He does't always have money for rent and food but he always has money for weed. He rents a dingy studio apartment with a window on the sidewalk level. Bums sleep on his steps and pee on his sidewalk window. He doesn't care. He doesn't even notice the smell. He's the guy that rides a bicycle everywhere he goes because he can't afford a car. He has to keep replacing the bicycle because people like him keep stealing it. He has no mechanical skills. He has no administrative skills. He has no trade. He is a vegan and is too weak from malnutrition to work at any kind of physical labor job; not that he would take one anyway as that kind of work is beneath him. He despises the military and law enforcement. He has an upside down american flag taped to his sidewalk window ... right next to his marijuana flag. He hangs out with other leftwing losers who blame their inumerable failures in life on people they've never met and know nothing about. He's always borrowing money from someone but never pays them back. He gives them some weed instead. He's never contributed time or money to any civic project yet he constantly criticizes his community. He fully immerses himself in anything leftwing. The more these leftwing organizations bash America, the more rabid he becomes. He is a Liberal. When he gets old and is unable to support himself he will turn to welfare. He is a parasite. When his life is over he will have contributed nothing but hated and bigotry to the world. He is a Liberal.

As does every other major publication when it is a perfectly legitimate and non-offensive word, and I would assume still in the dictionary....

"Attendant" appears to refer to the physician at delivery.