Buster
August 28, 2015
Alien Burglarizes Subway Restaurant. No, The Other Kind Of Alien...
Missouri cops are on the lookout for a man who burglarized a Subway restaurant while wearing a blue unitard to conceal his identity.
The suspect broke into the sandwich shop Sunday, according to police in Nevada, a city about 90 miles south of Kansas City.
“Little information is known about the suspect due to the concealment of his identity by using a leotard suit,” noted investigators who released store surveillance photos in a bid to get the public's help in identifying the blue burglar.
Local residents have compared the boot-wearing thief to an alien, a Smurf, a member of the Blue Man Group, and an “Avatar” cast member. In all likelihood, he is probably just a run-of-the-mill junkie.
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