Contract Allows Howard To Douche

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Opponents have tried for years to silence Howard Stern. The FCC has hit him with millions in fines. But Howie has heroically persevered, bringing joy into the lives of millions of cab drivers, shut-ins, and lesbian afficionados nationwide. The Smoking Gun concludes Six Days of Stern with this excerpt from the DJ's standard employment contract, a chilling reminder that The Man is still trying to curtail Howard's free speech rights.

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