Beware Of Men Who Call Salons And Ask Female Employees If They "Have An Opening"

Apparently tired of asking strangers if their refrigerator was running (or if they had Prince Albert in a can), an unknown man yesterday called a South Carolina salon and asked a female employee if she had “an opening,” according to cops.

As detailed in an amusing Myrtle Beach Police Department report, the caller continued asking questions until the 32-year-old Encore Salon worker realized that he “just wanted to talk dirty to her.”

The responding officer (“RO”) dialed the New Jersey number from which the man appeared to be calling, but nobody answered.