Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

11/16 UPDATE: Malodorous suspect gets 90 days in jail.

Meet Melissa Lee Williams.

The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

Comments (99)

What's the "2-fer" you're talking about? Just curious as without being specific, it could mean any number of things... But yes, I'll never understand women who don't keep themselves clean. I wash frequently and thoroughly, and use wet wipes or wet TP a couple of times a day to make sure nothing unwanted is down yonder. I had always kept myseld shaved or closely trimmed, which helps reduce trapped sweat and bacteria, but lately laser hair removal is taking care of that, too. And while we're on it, guys also need to take heed of this issue. I'd say a slight majority of the men that I've been with have had crotch odor issues. And while a woman's odor might be fishy, a man's is somewhere along the lines of a heavily used gym sock stuffed full of old Swiss cheese. I often find that it's related to whether or not he grooms his pubic hair. Men tend to have thick hair which collects a lot of sweat... and that area tends to release stinky sweat as it is. Trimming doesn't make you gay, and not trimming just might make you celibate. I cannot stand going down on someone and then picking their pubes out of my teeth. Or better yet, finding a few of them entangled around my nuvaring. Uggghhhh.
And you think gay people are perverts???? This story, and many others make me proud to have never eaten pussy... yech.
This has got to be the joke-of-the-year around WV police stations....maybe she was a coal miner, whose 'Fur-burger" resembled a SKUNK - It had to be a mess - especially, when your intoxicated and declined....UGH!! I like mine extra clean with it's own natural juices!!!
You don't know what you're missing kiddo - But, It's got to be good, clean, wart-free and finger licking good....There's plenty out there - but beware...If the B*tch looks like this and has dirty finger nails and rotten teeth....STAY AWAY!!!
Damn! What women have you been hangin around?!? My wife knows when her "hoo-hoo" smells, and does something about it; she knows before I do! LOL!
She knows when her "hoo-hoo" smells? Mine doesn't even get to the point of smelling. You bathe on a regular basis, you don't stink, period. Unless, you have a medical problem and in that case, get your stinky ass to the doctor! I went to college with a girl who just didn't get the whole feminine hygiene thing and she was rank as hell and we called her red snapper - for obvious reasons. Now regarding this degenerate demanding it, one look at her gives anyone a clear idea what's down below. On top of that, has anyone you know gotten drunk and brandished a knife and threatened to kill someone if they didn't service her? That takes a special kind of person, no doubt.
True! My wife even tells me when I smell. Shower, shave, before you come back.
I once had what would have been a casual encounter, but when her pants came down I started retching. I made up a (true) story that I was suddenly sick and skedaddled. It can be really bad. Men have a similar obligation in terms of bathing the intimate areas. I know from experience that my own area can get to the point where it makes me want to throw up. I don't know how the homeless do it.
Me too, but made the mistake of putting my hand down there before I got the stink attack. Made a quick exit. This is true, could not get rid of the smell on my hand until I stopped at a gas station and washed my hands in gasoline. Don't know what that stuff down there is but it could be put in bank explosive money packs and given to robbers. They would never git rid of it and would gladly turn themselves in just for some special disinfection. It is like some science fiction substance.
Isn't the writer of this article pretty loosely using the term 'woman' here?