Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

11/16 UPDATE: Malodorous suspect gets 90 days in jail.

Meet Melissa Lee Williams.

The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

Comments (99)

I'll take "Tuna Boat $hithouses" for 100, Alex.
I'll take curtain 3. hahaha
:) Good one, Jimmy!!!!
I thought that is why people go to bars. ;-) Everyone looks better at closing time. So sad. Really desperate. =[
This is nothing. I prosecuted a woman for actually slashing her red-neck husband's cheek wide open with scissors for his recalcitrance to perform said act. At sentencing (the designation in the case number was, no lie CF-69) the husband testified that it was just a misunderstanding and that they had "patched things up" and he didn't want her to go to jail. Everyone just chuckled and the judge gave her probation. If he had slashed her for failure to perform the corresponding act on him, he'd have gotten 20 years. Kind of a double standard...
You're absolutely right about the double standard. I was also a prosecutor, and grew absolutely disgusted at how we have legalized discrimination throughout not just our legal system but in all aspects of society. One of the causes of this double standard is the way our news media shamefully tilts its reporting so as to reflect the bias in favor of women as default victims and men as violent perpetrators. Just imagine how the story would have read if the sexes had been reversed: ..."Danny Lee Williams sits in jail today under a $2,000,000 bond for attempted First Degree Sodomy, Attempted First Degree Rape, and Attempted Assault With A Dead Weapon. Police say a violently drunk Williams tried to break into his estranged wife's residence and, while brandishing an unregistered butcher knife, threatened both her and a young female she was tutoring with death unless one or both of them submitted to being violated orally. Police quickly arrived at the scene and repeatedly tasered the beastly sex criminal into unconsciousness. There will be a rally in the community tonight for friends and residents to express support of and solidarity with Ms Williams and the young honor student, as well as all female victims of male sexuality."... That's hardly an exaggeration. We've been indoctrinated by the gender warriors into seeing all men and boys as potential violators, and all women as victims. The mainstream media has felt a duty to re-educate us into accepting this bias without a word. Shame on us.
I agree, my brother's ex smashed the television set because he wouldn't turn off the football game on Sunday, and then he left the room, and went to the bathroom. She assaulted him with a frying pan, left him unconcious with a concussion on the bathroom floor with his pants around his ankles. She called 911 and they came and arrested him for domestic violence... Seriously.
It is a relief to know that there are those in the judicial system who actually are biased on the prosecution regardless of gender. It's still not equal for men regarding custody rights etc. and I dont think it will ever be. However, you are correct on media having an impact on facts or fiction. We (men) are the underdogs in general. Shame on you, again, Eve!
Now if only Women would carry handguns. This problem would solve itself! ;-) Really sarcasm here. No matter who is the perpetrator, this is just rotten.
Seriously, why isn't this woman being brought up on rape charges?