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We're not into jam bands, so an evening with The String Cheese Incident is unlikely on our end. But if we did get dragged to a show, there's no way we'd spend our time hanging with those teetotalin' "Jellyfish." Isn't the point to partake at these shows? And as for the group's requested vegetarian option at lunch and dinner, last time we checked the catch of the day is not considered a vegetable. (8 pages)

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