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- New Jersey DMV sued for allowing a Baptist, but not an 8theist, vanity plate. Who the hell worships the number eight anyway? [Asinine]
- After female camel who lives on farm with no male camels gives birth, farmer asks nervously, "What are you all looking at me for?" [Unlikely]
- German hipsters proclaim stuffed deer heads the next big thing as they listen to obscure Schlager music and drink Andorran IPAs. "In Berlin's main hipster habitat, animal trophies have become nearly as ubiquitous as full beards and skinny jeans" [Ironic]