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- Things you should not do this Monday for Chinese New Year or risk full year of bad luck: eat tofu, eat leftover rice, chop food, sweep floor, wash clothes, take out garbage, greet someone who's still in bed, scold children, curse. You're welcome [PSA]
- Asbestos removal requires specially-trained personnel wearing hazardous material suits working under carefully controlled conditions ... unless it's Orlando, then just call some firemen [Florida]
- We get all kinds of thieves in here. From the fella who stole a snake and lost it at Lowe's to a guy who stuffed an alligator in his shorts pocket [Facepalm]