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- ♫ Life is like a hurricane here in Hartford. Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes, it's a duck-blur. Might solve a murder mystery ♫ [Amusing]
- Cute: Your dog races your car down the driveway. Awesome: Dolphins surf the bow wave in front of the nuclear submarine you're testing [Cool]
- Meet Charlie, the Web's newest urban legend. You can summon him and stuff [Scary]