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- A migrant who hid in a suitcase for at least five hours while on board a ship bound for Spain died while trapped inside. Police say he could hardly contain himself [Obvious]
- "Is your drug dealing competition costing you money? We offer a free service to help you eliminate your drug competition": Sheriff's office asks drug dealers to turn in their rivals [Asinine]
- Fark NotNewsletter: The week we found a new reason to hate dentists [FarkBlog]