March 2, 2015
February 27, 2015
February 26, 2015
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- Big Al, owner of world famous Big Al's strip club aka the only reason to ever visit Peoria, IL, has died [Sad]
- "Dear Jesus, bless you for the food, and Timmy's good grades, and Sarah's acceptance to college, and Dad's raise, and for ISIS killing your believers and bringing about the End of Days so that we may be with you. Amen" [Scary]
- If you're about to have surgery, that last thing you want to see in the operating room before the anesthesia kicks in is your anesthesiologist texting a dick pic to another patient [Obvious]