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- More than two-thirds of US employees suffer from work overload. Present company excluded [Obvious]
- Etiquette tip: Even if you're really drunk at a party, it's not good manners to snort the host's dead mother's ashes [Dumbass]
- When at night stanley charlie went a'missin'/ They thought he'd gone to the river a'pissin'/ By the mangroves at night/ Said the crocodile 'just right'/ Left the good folks by Endeavour a'fearin' [Scary]