Before the rapper tucks into his backstage grub, it must be “inspected for hair.” This demand originally appeared on a Notorious B.I.G. rider, which derivative Diddy just sampled.
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Timothy Cook, 32, is facing a disorderly conduct rap after he was spotted Friday morning disrobing, masturbating, and "acting like a gorilla" on a sidewalk.