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- Line ups at the pump cause "insanity". Surely you can't be creating a phoney gas shortage again? Why yes, yes we are. And don't call us Shirley [Interesting]
- USSC Justice Elena Kagan to Rowan County Clerk: "Did I stutter?" [Obvious]
- The quickest way to ensure a prospective employer rescinds your job offer is by sending naked selfies to the company's HR manager [Fail]