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- Be careful removing the film wrapper off of your Kraft American Cheese Singles. It could kill you. The wrapping, not the cheese, to be precise [Scary]
- "It's embarrassing and I don't see how it even got to this," Blake said. "I really did not know I was breaking the law" [Unlikely]
- Fark ready headline: 'Woman tries to eat crack cocaine in front of drug agents.' With glorious mugshot [Facepalm]