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- "It's embarrassing and I don't see how it even got to this," Blake said. "I really did not know I was breaking the law" [Unlikely]
- Fark ready headline: 'Woman tries to eat crack cocaine in front of drug agents.' With glorious mugshot [Facepalm]
- Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to escape the incessant chicken shaming, okay? Are you happy now? [Strange]