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- New Jersey legislators pass the 'Snooki Bill' limiting speaking payments at public colleges to $10,000, after she was paid $2,000 more than Nobel Prize-winning author 5 years ago [Obvious]
- Photoshop this curler [Photoshop]
- I'm proposing enslaving old ladies at nursing homes to knit microwave cozies to protect against the NSA cameras. In the meantime, it's the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz [Amusing]