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- Chinese government executes mass arrests of A) pro democracy protesters, B) worker's rights activists, or C) yaoi fangirls [Asinine]
- Huffington Post picks 36 stoner-approved songs for your 4/20 smoke sessions. Bob Marley doesn't make the cut, so you already knew it was Huff-Po [Ironic]
- Student gets three-day in-school suspension for...a) fighting...b) streaking across school property...or c) asking Miss America to the Prom despite being told not to in advance [Stupid]