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- Can't sleep? Call this number for a menu of weird, sleep inducing sounds, including "grandma who misses you," "history of the cocktail wiener," and "Steve Urkel singing you a lullaby" [Amusing]
- Bad: You live in Detroit. Worse: Broken sewer line creates sinkhole near your home. FARK: The city condemns your house and demolishes it [Sad]
- Performing classical music with two handguns. Take a shot. it's pretty cool [Spiffy]