December 19, 2014
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- NORAD began tracking Santa because of a wrong number [Sappy]
- Last minute shopping idea. Go trendy and buy him/her a selfie-stick. (Not sure whether this should be labeled "Cool," "Spiffy," or "Stupid.") [Cool]
- A man is feeling a little down, so a worried friend calls police. Multi-agency task force lies to get warrant, sends SWAT team in to hit him with stun grenades, tasers, rubber bullets, and then beat him senseless. Bonus: 3 years of malicious prosecution [