Celine Dion

As TSG's favorite Canadian warbler (sorry Anne Murray) gets ready to take her act to Vegas, we can only hope she doesn't forget to line up a talented "Children's Choir."

One of the few things that would pull us away from the nickel slots would be the chance to see Celine and some multi-racial tykes performing "My Heart Will Go On." (2 pages)

Random Demands

Big Ass Kielbasas

Foo Fighters demand Polish sausage large enough to "make men self conscious."

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