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April 27, 2011

Will Release Of Obama's Purported Birth Certificate Give Rise To New "Certer" Movement?

This morning’s White House release of President Barack Obama’s long form birth certificate will, of course, do little to derail the “birther” movement, which will now analyze the document with the kind of verve previously directed toward those Texas Air National Guard memos faxed to CBS from that Kinko’s in Abilene.

So here’s a few nutty points about the birth certificate sure to be seized upon by the nonbelievers:

• If the original document was in a bound volume (as reflected by the curvature of the left hand side of the certificate), how can the green patterned background of the document's safety paper be so seamless?

• Why, if Obama was born on August 4, 1961, was the “Date Accepted by Local Reg.” four days later on August 8, 1961?

• What is the significance of the smudges in the box containing the name of the reported attendant?

• David A. Sinclair, the M.D. who purportedly signed the document, died nearly eight years ago at age 81. So he is conveniently unavailable to answer questions about Obama’s reported birth.

• In the “This Birth” box there are two mysterious Xs above “Twin” and “Triplet.” Is there a sibling or two unaccounted for?

• What is the significance of the mysterious numbers, seen vertically, on the document’s right side?

• Finally, the “Signature of Local Registrar” in box 21 may be a desperate attempt at establishing the document’s Hawaiian authenticity. Note to forgers: It is spelled “Ukulele.”

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birthers, birth certificate, Barack Obama

Comments (1500)

Submitted by democratsarefags on Sun, 2011-05-01 22:21.
This is no joke ,I'm calling you two sick bastards just what you are, a couple of pan-sexual freaks. More like a couple of pedophiles. 80% of homosexuals are pedophiles just like the both of you, ron in dave pedophiles. You two are sick and should be locked up along with the rest of the pan-sexual freaks.
Submitted by ronindave on Sun, 2011-05-01 22:30.
LOL! So somehow in your little mind, laughing at people who nitpick a president's birth certificate is equatable to pedophilia? You are the cream of the crop of kookiness here! You have some serious issues with your sexuality that a therapist could have a field day with you. The difference between me and you is that I'm not gay but I don't hate gay people. You hate gay people with a passion while you are soooo clearly a closet case! Just come out already and we'll throw a gay wedding party for you and your boyfriend
Submitted by bugsy1108 on Mon, 2011-05-02 11:03.
Pal, your dealing with ultra right conservative neofascists here. The have no intercultural reference for your username and think it means "Ron in Dave" rather than "Ronin Dave." Ronin is not in their limited vocabulary.
Submitted by democratsarefags on Mon, 2011-05-02 09:28.
Who is this Ron or Dave?
Submitted by SKR on Sun, 2011-05-01 16:43.
What have you read? What evidence?
Submitted by ronindave on Sun, 2011-05-01 18:35.
I've read your comments here and elsewhere and all evidence points to that you birthers are obsessive bark raving mad lunatics
Submitted by Mentious on Sun, 2011-05-01 21:49.
Liberals are degenerate so they think that moral standards, integrity, honesty -- are lunatic ideas.
Submitted by SKR on Sun, 2011-05-01 19:03.
What evidence?
Submitted by PaulG on Sun, 2011-05-01 15:05.
Well MO MA, Apparently you reading comprehension isn't too good. Since the violence you claim I'm threatening is is reference to punishments that are supposed to be carried out for treason U.S. States LAW! As far as "POTUS" is concerned he's ineligible or once again were you not reading? Your friends at the Secret Service? Also sworn to uphold & protect the U.S. Constitution against all enemies foreign or domestic. " "Rhetorical sedition"? GO FYS! & STAY OFF MY 1st AMENDMENT RIGHTS.
Submitted by PaulG on Sun, 2011-05-01 13:40.
They don't care if anyone believes it or not it's just a stall. As the old saying goes when the legend becomes truth print the truth. Part of what two million dollars in legal fees not to produce his birth certificate buys I suppose. There is no way you spend that kind of money to not produce one simple form that the rest of America does for so many simple things, & then oh here it is, satisfied? hardly! What amazes me is the inability of the "checks & balances" for the three branches of government to oversee each other, again far from original intent. They teach in Harvard law school that it's O.K. to lie as long as you don't get caught well they're caught & it's high time the FBI, CIA, NSA military & all the other alphabet soup agencies step up & do their job like they should have when this communist scum bag ran for the Illinois Senate. He should be tried for high treason & shot or hung. The sponsoring party is responsible to verify a candidates eligibility which means the DNC should be in a lot of trouble as well as most of the Republicans who haven't done a damn thing to stop this. I have also herd that he & his wife were disbarred & that he has filed numerous fraudulent tax claims in the past. This soap opera needs to end. It's an absolute disgrace!
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