Though The Subject Is Not A Felonious Crip, Here's The Mug Shot You Should Be Tweeting About

Meet Michael Earl McCullough Jr.

The 29-year-old Georgia man was arrested this week for boating under the influence in beautiful Chatham County (where Savannah is the county seat). By the looks of his mug shot (click to enlarge), the burnt McCullough spent a bit too much time out in the sun.

McCullough, who was nabbed Saturday at 3 AM, has prior arrests for drunk driving, failure to appear in court, and operating a vessel in a dangerous or negligent manner, according to court records.

While it is unclear whether McCullough had been napping/passed out in the sun, he does seem to be a fan of the classic Ray Ban Wayfarer.