Cops Say “Little Dick” Crack About Ex-Boyfriend's Manhood Triggered Assault

A Florida man is facing a domestic battery charge after he allegedly struck his ex-girlfriend during an argument about their respective physical attributes.

Keron Gordon, 27, was arrested Saturday morning for slapping and shoving Kimberly Wallace inside the house where the pair lived together until breaking up a month ago. Gordon, deputies reported, has been occasionally staying at the residence.

According to Manatee County Sheriff’s Office reports the dispute included Gordon calling Wallace “fat.” Which prompted her to respond that, while she could lose fat, Gordon “can’t grow a dick, little dick fucker!”

Gordon, pictured in the mug shot at right, then allegedly “back handed Kimberly across the face causing her nose to bleed.” Charged with misdemeanor domestic battery, Gordon, who works as a barber, was booked Saturday into the county lockup and released the following day on his own recognizance.