Doughnut, Two Munchkins Spotted Under Forehead Of Colorado Arrestee
Meet Michael Miller.
[Your “crime ring” jokes go here.]
The 39-year-old Colorado man was busted yesterday for failing to appear in court on a pair of vehicular charges. The 6’ 4”, 150-pound Miller, a tattoo enthusiast, is being held in the Pueblo County jail in lieu of $1000 bond.
While two of Miller’s implants are not as horny as this guy’s, his cranial doughnut is unequaled.