Cops: Drunk Iowa Sorority Leader Arrested After She Pees On Floor Of Frozen Yogurt Shop

Does it get more Greek than this?

An intoxicated sorority leader was arrested early Saturday night after she urinated on the floor of a frozen yogurt shop near the University of Iowa campus, police report.

Cops were called to Yotopia--which bills itself as “Iowa City’s Original FroYo”--after a woman relieved herself inside the business around 7 PM.

Officers identified the suspect as Jestine Rands, a 20-year-old University of Iowa student. Rands, cops reported, smelled of booze, was “slurring her speech,” and had “bloodshot watery eyes.” Rands, who had an empty flask that smelled of alcohol, allegedly gave cops false information, claiming that her driver’s license was actually that of a friend.

Pictured at right, Rands, a Nebraska native, was arrested for public intoxication, a misdemeanor.

When not attending classes and urinating in froyo joints, the college junior serves as “New Member Educator” for the Chi Omega sorority. Earlier this month, Rands helped organize the sorority’s “Bid Day,” which welcomed 61 new members to the Chi Omega chapter.

Rands’s bust came a day after University of Iowa officials announced the suspension of the Alpha Phi sorority in light of its “Bid Day” performance of a song that refers to binge drinking. To the tune “Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae),” the underage sorority sisters sang, “Now watch me chug/Now watch me shotgun, Now watch me chug, chug/Now watch me blackout.”