Colorado Cops Arrest Moron (The Headlines, They Really Write Themselves)
Joseph Moron was arrested Sunday on a variety of domestic abuse charges, according to Colorado police.
The bust of the 35-year-old Moron came after his girlfriend contacted cops to say that he had assaulted her. Moron is pictured in the mug shot at right.
In addition to the new abuse count, Moron also faces a variety of felony charges stemming from prior alleged domestic violence incidents, according to an Aurora Police Department press release.
Moron is being held without bond at the Arapahoe County jail.