Tip For Prospective Terrorists: Your Bushy Beard Has Got To Go
Yes, 20-year-old Zachary Chesser was such a criminal novice that he basically talked himself into a federal charge of providing material support to a terrorist organization.
But the kid knew enough, as the FBI reported in a court affidavit, to trim his unruly beard before attempting to travel to Somalia, where he hoped to fight alongside the mujahideen.
Chesser, with facial hair flowing, is pictured at right during an April protest outside the White House. His shorn self is seen below in a U.S. Marshals Service mug shot taken following his arrest last month.