Chuck E. Cheese Birthday Bash

Hope Mitchell recently arrived at the Chuck E. Cheese franchise near her Pompano Beach, Florida home expecting to celebrate her son's fourth birthday. But when the 26-year-old woman got into a beef with cashier Simone Reid, 16, the party was quickly over, as this police report excerpt shows. We love how Chuck E. Cheese manager Kenneth White (who's also Reid's cousin) didn't exactly try to calm matters with that "do what you have to do" crack. (1 page)

Fast food joints are dangerous. Very dangerous.

Christ, isn't Timothy McVeigh dead yet?

Join TSG's mailing list.