New Drug Alert!

Florida sheriff's bulletin warns of purported new human waste high

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New Drug Alert!

NOVEMBER 5--We're not sure what they're inhaling down in Collier County, Florida, but here's the bizarre 'information bulletin' prepared by the local sheriff's intelligence bureau about a purported 'new drug' favored by the kids.

It's an inhalant called 'Jenkem,' and causes hallucinations and a 'euphoric high.' Of course, as the bulletin notes, Jenkem users dislike its sewagey taste, which can last for days. That's because Jenkem's active ingredients are urine and fecal matter, hence its street names like 'Butthash' and 'Fruit from Crack Pipe.'

We've tried to speak with the bulletin's author, Lieutenant Al Ganich, but he has not returned TSG calls. Perhaps he's realized that his 'CONFIDENTIAL' September 26 report--which is authentic, according to a sheriff's official--may be itself full of shit.

Ganich's alert reminds us of a New York Fire Department memo from a chief who also apparently never heard of (1 page)