DOCUMENT: Funny, Crime

Man, 20, Busted For Discharge Of Vile Fart Spray

Cops: Patrons forced to flee stinky Georgia bar

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Fart Spray Bust

APRIL 15--A Georgia man is facing several criminal counts after allegedly discharging a can of “Liquid Ass” fart spray inside a bar, police report.

Patrons at the Whiskey Bent bar fled the establishment early Saturday morning due to a putrid odor inside the Athens business.

Several customers noted “how bad it stunk inside the bar,” according to an Athens-Clarke County Police Department report.

When police arrived at the bar around 1:40 AM, witnesses fingered Blake Zengo, 20, in connection with the fart spray discharge.

Upon confronting Zengo, cops noted that the underage partier appeared “very inebriated, and he was slurring his speech.” While Zengo, pictured above, denied any wrongdoing, a female patron told police that Zengo had sprayed her in the face “with the Fart Spray.”

A subsequent search of Zengo recovered a bottle of “Liquid Ass” in his front pocket. The prank item, according to its creators, fills the air “with a genuine, foul butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo.” The non-toxic spray--$8.99 at Walmart--can reportedly leave a room uninhabitable for 30 minutes.

Zengo was charged with disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and underage possession of alcohol.

“The Fart Prank spray will be placed into evidence,” cops noted. (2 pages)