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Cops Bust Man With World's Greatest Alias

Jeffrey Forrest Poole, 37, nabbed for cop assault

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World's Best Alias

JULY 25--Meet Jeffrey Forrest Poole, the man with the world’s greatest alias.

Poole, 37, was arrested early yesterday morning when Florida cops went to his Largo home to investigate a domestic disturbance call.

When Officer Graham Hartmann arrived at Poole’s door, Poole exited the residence and, according to a criminal complaint, said, “I will beat every cop’s ass!” Poole, Hartmann noted, “then raised his right fist and began to extend it towards my face in an attempt to strike me.”

Pictured at right, Poole was arrested for assault on a law enforcement officer and resisting an officer with violence. He was booked into the county jail, where he remains locked up in lieu of $5150 bond.

While completing Poole’s paperwork, officers made sure to include the suspect’s alias on the complaint. Poole’s fake handle, TSG believes, compares favorably to contemporary classics like “Ron Mexico” and “Carlos Danger.”

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