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Cleavage Beef Ends With Woman's Bust

Cops: Florida mother took matters into her own hands


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Breast Exposure Bust

FEBRUARY 15--A Florida woman upset that a visitor to her child’s school was showing too much cleavage was arrested yesterday morning after she allegedly took matters into her own hands, literally.

Laura Campanello, 43, was leaving a meeting with her 17-year-old son’s guidance counselor at Bayshore High School when she passed a woman whom she believes was too scantily clad. After Campanello asked the woman--who was visiting the Bradenton school with an enrolling student--to cover up her chest area, an argument broke out.

According to a Manatee County Sheriff Office affidavit, Deputy Greg Jenkins, the school’s resourse officer, arrived on the scene and advised Campanello that the other woman “was an adult and that I could not tell this lady how to dress.”

“Oh then I can…just do this,” Campanello responded. As detailed by Jenkins, Campanello then allegedly “pulled the front of her blouse down reached in with both hands and pulled both breast out and squeezed them together.” The impromptu display in front of several onlookers resulted in Campanello’s arrest for disorderly conduct.

Campanello, pictured in the above mug shot, was booked into the county jail on the misdemeanor rap. After posting $220 cash bond, she was freed early this morning.

In an interview, Campanello, a former Spanish teacher from Ohio whose various medical conditions forced a recent move to Florida, denied exposing her breasts. “I am a proper person,” she said, adding that Deputy Jenkins was a “chubby, rude, lewd, and lascivious” man who “had it out for her.”

Campanello said yesterday’s incident has left her suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder, and that she intends to sue the school, sheriff, and jail for their mistreatment of her. (2 pages)

Comments (26)

Gotta watch those Spanish teachers -
All she was charged with was disorderly conduct! That really blows! She exposed and fondled herself in a school filled with minors! Where is the indecent exposure charge? This is a gender issue! I bet if she would have been a male; she would have been charged with more! What a nutcase! I wouldn't want to be her therapist! the therapist would need therapy after treatiing her!
WOW I feel sorry for her children!!! This woman is totally insane!! PTSD? ABUSE? Hmmm if you kept your breasts where they belonged minded your own business you wouldn't have been arrested dumbass!!! And to claim to sue the police dept!! WOW!!! Sue happy lady get a life!!! Better yet get a Psychiatrist and mind your own life and leave others alone!!!
This story would have been hilarious if it was NOT done at a school. The fact that it was tho, changes my entire outlook on it. Its very twisted and selfish and sick that she did that at a school!
This is woman is nuts, she is addicted to pain killers, lies and cheats on her husband, lies in court to get false restraining orders, She is very crazy lady! Thank god she moved to florida and away from here. just saw this by chance and can confirm she is nuts and a lier
Well, that's just Hooteriffic!!
Any surveillance video?
Manatee County must have problems with in-breeding. The Noisy Sex Brothers are locked up there too.
The entire state of Florida is a cesspool.
The space between your ears is a cesspool sparky.
What a douche bag. Oh no Fashion Police!
wow this mom mustve been desperate to gets some implants and mustve thought that damn i wish my man would pay for those...but if the kid saw that no amount of therapy would help.
being married to her must be fun.
Pics or it didn't happen!
Second THAT!
What did she do wrong? She saw a great set of boobs and did what every man thinks about
Her poor son. I hope he wasn't there with her when she did that. Just think how embarrassed he is to have had his mother do that at his school. Now, he really does need a guidence counselor, for sure.
What's wrong with her behavior? It's stuffed shirts like you that make the world a really boring place!
So Darth you would be quite happy if I told you partner to put her tits away then fondled them :)
You obviously don't know how to fondle tits,REV! come this isnt a sexual assault charge? heh
Because you can't sexually assault yourself. She pulled out her own tits.
Darn my speed reading...i misread the sentence. so, ill retract my previous statement and say why isnt this indecent exposure?? isnt masturbation sexual assault on oneself?? LOL
she was probably just jelouse be couse the other woman's boobs where nicer than hers!
You sue that *** cop I don't blame you! He should have never gotten in between you women.