DOCUMENT: Revolting, Crime

Cops: Louse Doused Woman With Liquid Waste

Victim, 27, was found in urine-soaked clothing

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Not Funnye

MAY 18--A South Carolina man doused his girlfriend with a bucket of urine during an argument early today in the couple’s apartment, police report.

Responding to a 3:15 AM disturbance call, Myrtle Beach cops spoke with the 27-year-old victim, who “did have urine soaked clothing,” according to an incident report.

The woman said that her boyfriend, Fred Funnye, 61, got drunk earlier in the evening and, after returning to their residence, started an argument with her “about favors that needed to be done.”

After Funnye called her a “bunch of profanities,” the woman said, he “grabbed a bucket he uses [to] relieve himself with and threw it at her.” The report does not address why Funnye opts to urinate in a bucket.

An officer on scene reported spotting “liquid on the floor” and smelling urine.

Upon being woken by a cop, Funnye, who smelled of alcohol, denied throwing anything at the victim. Funnye, pictured above, was arrested on a misdemeanor domestic violence charge.

The couple, the victim told police, have dated for four years and began living together about five months ago. An online wedding planner indicates that the pair is engaged, with Funnye having proposed at Walmart. (1 page)