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Shopper Ingested Semen-Tainted Yogurt Sample

Lab tests confirm New Mexico woman’s suspicion

Yogurt Sample

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Tainted Yogurt Sample

FEBRUARY 7--Confirming the suspicions of a New Mexico woman, a yogurt sample provided to her last month by a grocery clerk contained semen, according to test results that prompted police to secure a search warrant authorizing them to collect blood and DNA samples from the suspect.

The disclosure that the yogurt sample from an Albuquerque market tested positive for “sperm cells” and saliva is contained in a search warrant affidavit seeking blood and DNA samples from Anthony Garcia, the 31-year-old suspect.

The January 28 warrant, which was approved by a District Court judge, notes that the samples were needed to “make sure Mr. Garcia does not have any illness or disease that could harm” the victim, whose name TSG has redacted from court documents due to the nature of the incident.

When police arrived to investigate the January 25 incident at the Sunflower Farmers Market, they arrested Garcia after determining he was the subject of two outstanding warrants connected to a 2009 bust for criminal sexual contact with a minor. Garcia is pictured in the above mug shot.

According to a police report, the 28-year-old victim was shopping with her daughter in the store’s cereal aisle when she was approached by Garcia, who worked in the store’s dairy department. After accepting Garcia’s offer of a yogurt sample, the woman immediately thought the sample tasted “gross and disgusting” and, cops reported, “said it tasted like ‘semen.’”

In a handwritten statement, the woman said, “I spit it out on the floor many times cuz I was upset.” The woman recalled that when she talked to manager Catherine Flores, “she told me was a Greek yoghurt. People love it has lot of protein on it.”

The woman paid for her groceries and returned home, where she told her boyfriend about the incident. She told of how Garcia had “just come with one sample just for me,” and that “he was so pushy to tell me how taste it.” The woman and her boyfriend eventually returned to the market, where they summoned police.

When questioned by cops, an “extremely nervous” Garcia denied putting bodily fluids in the yogurt container, which he admitted discarding in a trash compactor after the woman complained about the sample’s taste.

An Albuquerque Police Department spokesperson said today that blood and DNA samples have been collected from the incarcerated Garcia, and that results from lab tests are expected later this week. (8 pages)

Comments (68)

I agree with you, she knew right away that there was jizz in the yogurt. She spotted the taste and probably liked it, heck, I want to meet
Asking a question is not the same as making an accusation. Why are you illegals so touchy about the rest of asking if you're hear legally? It's like getting a bowl of soup and asking if it's hot.......that's different than saying the bowl of soup is hot! You illegals need to figure our culture out.
Do you seriously not see that asking a person if they are legal solely based on their last name is extreme disrespect and discrimination? If this guy's last name was Smith, no one would have asked if he was illegal. My last name is Johnson. I am Swedish and Dutch. I will soon be marrying someone with a Hispanic last name whose family has been in America for generations. It sickens me that myself or my future children could be subjected to this sort of hatred and people don't even see a problem with it.
It's a lovely story, and you tell it so well....with such enthusiasm!
Hey Genius: there are quite a few people here who are interested in the fact of illegals committing crimes. If we find that this guy is an illegal alien, then we can say with quite a bit of logic that our leaky border security is partly to blame for this crime. Your only comeback would be that the lady would still have ingested some other scumbag's semen anyway, had security blocked this guy from entering. And in case you haven't noticed, someone in a border state named Johnson is statistically way less likely to be illegal than someone named Gomez.
It is not an ignorant question, that was however an ignorant answer.
This story begs the question, how much semen have you swallowed to be able to taste it mixed in yogurt?
She was like, "yup, thats cum..."
He probably thought she would be nuts about it .......
well, you do have to break a few eggs to make and omelette.. no?
Is he here legally?
Asking a question is not the same as making an accusation. Why are you illegals so touchy about the rest of us asking if you're here legally? It's like getting a bowl of soup and asking "Is it hot?".......that's different than saying "The bowl of soup is hot!" You illegals need to figure our culture out. We ask because we want to know. "Is it hot?" "Are you here legally?" It apparently does absolutely no good to accuse...."Hey, these people are illegals!" Nothing seems to get done about that.
Are you kidding me?! Just because his last name is Garcia and he's from New Mexico you're going to accuse him of being illegal. I cannot believe how ignorant of a question that is. I was born and raised in New Mexico and know NO ONE that is illegal. Pull your head out of your a$$ and take a trip out of middle-class white suburban America to realize that there are plenty of Hispanic citizens contributing to society in better ways than you are. That said, this guy is disgusting. My sentiments for him would be exactly the same whether he was white, black, brown or purple. I would hope that would be true for the rest of my society as well, but I guess I'm an optimist.
Well, you may be an optimist, but you sure as hell are no wordsmith. "I cannot believe how ignorant of a question that is." Are YOU here illegally? Clearly English is not your native language.
Yeah, but New Mexico isn't really the US, is it? LOL
And the rest of the story; She spit it out in disgust and told police, "I don't even swallow for my boyfriend let alone jalapeno flavored spunk from the box boy... "
I would gladly feed this sorry s o b a s h i t sandwich every day for the rest of his sorry existance.