DOCUMENT: Sports, Crime

Mike Tyson Loves Honey Bears

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Mike Tyson Loves Honey Bears

Recently, Mike Tyson has threatened to: a) stomp on a child's testicles; and b) f--- you 'til you love him. Frankly, this behavior surprised TSG, no matter what that team of psychiatrists once concluded. Thanks to these commissary receipts, we still think of the boxer/convicted rapist as the cuddly inmate who spent his years in the Indiana lockup noshing on Honey Bears and Little Debbie cakes and staying moisturized thanks to that "creamy baby oil." (4 pages)